WRITING
The Punch
- Touching The Void - The New Celebrities Of Nothing
- You wouldn't steal a car, but I would if I could download it
- Win a truckload of cash or just be an idiot
- No women no cry - hottest misognyist poll of all time?
- Kyle’s listeners the forgotten villains in this scandal
- Ten things that genuinely confuse me
- Pub rocked: is there hope left in the Hopetoun?
- Men: we really are as dumb as you think
- The time has come for an Internet Bill Of Rights
Zoo Weekly
- Bored? You're FIRED!
- McJob causes McOutrage
- Grandma cages grandson. Aww...
- Clothes eating virus hits Mexico
- Paris goes to prison
- Decapitated goat rocks Playstation party
- Maccas introduce McFranga Meal
- News shocks Japan: sheep don't bark
- Oshifer, pleashe take me to court, I'm a bit pisched
- Behemoth drug bust
- Man killed for hitting bum note
- Miss USA stacks on her ass
- Anatomy of a one-punch knock-out
- Top 5 animal attack videos!
Features
- Best bites of the Apple
- Ken Stringfellow
- Drinking – the sport of kings
- Fire and Reign
- Experimental As Anything
- Cream of the Crap
- The Dog's Dish
- Lights, Cameras... Reaction!
- Grand Expectations
- Telephonomenal!
- Poster Boys
- Oz Rock 101
- The World's Worst Christmas Albums... ever
- Weird Science
- Shifting Sounds
- Naked Ambition
CD Reviews
- Grass - Motion Picture Soundtrack
- My Morning Jacket - It Still Moves
- Lost In Translation - Motion Picture Soundtrack
- Kashmir - Zitilites
- Lost Prophets - Start Something
- The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart
- The Datsuns - Outta Sight/Outta Mind
- Ben Kweller - On My Way
- Herbert - Second Hand Sounds
- Gomez - Abandoned Shopping Trolley Hotline
- Rhubarb - Slow Motion
Live Reviews
ABOUT ME
Well hello there. My name is Chris Deal, I'm a writer/designer/video/photography sort of guy, and this is where I keep track of everything that leaks out of my brain. Sort of like a spitoon for the mind. Ok so it's a wanky portfolio site but what are you gonna do? Oh and by the way, that's not my real hair.+ view cv
ABOUT WOWSERS
Wowsers are small furry "rattish" mammals who live in tunnels deep underneath the Australian outback. Often confused with the three-headed wombat, Wowsers eat only baked goods and tend to do their grocery shopping only on days beginning with the letter "T". Their favourite TV show is The Bill, and they love nothing more than to lie about in the sun with a good book working on their tan. And if you believe any of that then you are a mental.+ read more about wowsers
CONTACT
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Twitter: twitter.com/chris_deal
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- What's the story, morning Cory!
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